(So Far) The thirstiest moments of 2019
Thirst is universal. While not always sexy, feeling parched for love and attention is part of what makes us human.
Whether they left us sweaty and cringing or dripping and lusty, there’s no denying that these folks are wading through a sea of horny.
Fleabag Season 2’s Hot Priest did what no swol Jesus crucifixion statue ever could: It made the Catholic church sexy AF. From fashion-forward holy robes to light BDSM confessionals, Hot Priest isn’t just a phenomenon.
This might be recency bias, but we’re willing to bet nothing and no one will dethrone our Father of the Year — and yes calling him Father does turn us on just to say it.
Michael Cohen’s fake ‘Women for Cohen’ Twitter account
Though low on his innumerable list of crimes, Michael Cohen’s fake ‘Women for Cohen’ Twitter account insisting on his sexiness is high on our list of thirstiest moments.
Cohen appears to have been the only exception to the internet’s infamous rule 34 — stating that if it exists, there’s porn of it. So Mr. Fix It decided to take matters into his own hands.
Though since deleted (add another crime to his long list), the internet immortalized Cohen’s cringiest attempts to crown himself a sex symbol.